How to- Understand relationships in a restaurant.
To put things into perspective
for all of those who have jobs outside of a restaurant the best way I can
describe co-worker relations is that of an incest family. Everyone is
extremely close but they all sleep with one another. Let’s look at the graph.
Now men and women are on both
sides, just because there are a vast amount more women in this study. As you
can see there are in fact some who refrain from intermingling with their
co-workers, while others take a much different approach and seem hell bent on
creating their own unique STD.
Every
connection is not on this graph though, because if I did have the knowledge of
every hook up in this particular restaurant I would probably want to kill
myself. This isn’t to say that every restaurant is exactly the same, but I can
guarantee that there isnt a single restaurant that would have an empty diagram.
How to- Get your girlfriend to play video games with you.
Ask yourself,
can you really handle teaching her? There will be an obscene amount of spinning
in circles.
Is she open to
the idea? It’s just like sex for the first time, you need to ease into it and
be gentle.
If she does try,
don’t get angry that she accidentally blew you up with a misplaced grenade. Take
a breather, at least she’s trying.
Try to reduce
you’re amount of smack talk, swearing and controller throwing. That is unless
she does it first, then its fair game.
Feel lucky that
she tried. Now don’t be a bastard and do something for her. If you need a
lesson in that then maybe you don’t deserve a girlfriend at all. Also this may
be the best way to get her to continue playing with you.
Oral sex= positive
reinforcement. (just in case you didn’t get what I was talking about) You play
with her, she’ll play with you.
